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What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

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Why are cars magic?

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