My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the frog starve?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?