What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?