Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What kind of store would a dog own?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

We had a discussion about roses.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why do cats love to work?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?