What did one plate say to the other?

Why are cars magic?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What are baby potatoes called?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?