I broke my finger!

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why do cows go to New York?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

How do horses navigate at night?