Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Bears love exotic cars.
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
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