What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why are trees always so positive?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?