Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What condiment has wings?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What insect runs away from everything?
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