Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
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