Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How can you farm during the winter?
What does the sun drink out of?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
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