Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which president loved to take baths?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How do amoebas make calls?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How do fleas travel?
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