What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What's the loudest sport?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Where do horses reside?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?