What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?