Why should you not pamper a cow?

What did the sick chicken say?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Someone stole all my lamps.

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What's the holiest insect?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?