Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?