Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
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