How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?