What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What do jokesters study in college?

It's allergy season again?