What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
Which Star WarsĀ® character works at Applebee'sĀ®?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do pigs always order at Arby'sĀ®?
Why did the foal cough?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
How do bears keep cool?
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