What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What time of day was Adam created?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
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