What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
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What famous scientist will try anything?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
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