What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What do cows like to dance to?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?