When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
When it's full!
What do you call a flying police officer?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
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