When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
When it's full!
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What does a dog say before eating?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
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