What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

How do you make a cow float?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What is blue and not heavy?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What do you call a sad latte?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?