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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

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What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

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What bird is losing its hair?

What is the color of the wind?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

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