What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Issues a royal pardon.
Why don't ants get sick?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
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