What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

How do you talk to a giant?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why do kittens know so much about church?