What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What day is your mom always right?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What bird is always sad?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?