What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do bees chew?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?