Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?