What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

How long do chickens work?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Which animal is the most religious?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do birds serve on Halloween?