Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why is winter considered holy?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?