Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
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