Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
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Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How does the sun listen to music?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
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