Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What kind of bird can write?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
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