What dog never pays attention in class?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What sweet treat never panics?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?