What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Where do polar bears vote?