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Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

How do fleas travel?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

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Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?