What does Santa call Christmastime?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?