What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Which relative loves rice?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Where does breakfast live?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?