What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What makes music in your hair?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

How long do chickens work?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?