How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
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What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's the scariest letter?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
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