Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What's a frog's favorite year?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What do you call hiking college students?