What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Which former US President was always cold?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?