What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

How do you make a cow float?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?