How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why was the mime upset?