What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?