What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Which family member is always relieved?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?