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What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
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What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
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