What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
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