What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
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