Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What car can't keep a secret?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?