What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Which bug is related to you?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What's the holiest insect?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?