What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?