Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Where does laundry go to college?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?