Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What tea do footballers drink?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?