What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?