My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why do math teachers love March?