What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?