How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
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