I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do you call an arctic cow?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?