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What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

How do automobiles fly?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why are goats so funny?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?