What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Which former US President was always cold?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?