How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What are baby potatoes called?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

How does dinner smell?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?