What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What game do cows play at parties?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?