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How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What's a forklift?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?