What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why is summer always sad?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?