What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
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