Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

How did the tree get lost?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?