What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Where is the coldest place to work?
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