What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
Why was the bunny upset?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
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