Why did the lamb cross the road?

Which animal is the most religious?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?