What do you eat on July 5th?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Where do books sleep?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?