What do you eat on July 5th?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?