What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

How can you farm during the winter?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?