Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Which president loved to take baths?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?