What did the sun use for its sewing class?
A weather pattern.
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What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What is the color of the wind?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
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