Why was the storm actually calm?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

How do you measure a millennial?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why was the math book sad?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?