Why is spring the oddest season?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why was the computer cold at work?

Which president loved to take baths?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?