What's the slowest 5k?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What car can't keep a secret?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Where does water do all its banking?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?