What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Why is a doctor always calm?