What sport do horses love to play?

Why do golfers hate cake?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What day is your mom always right?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why do bees gossip?