Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What's E.T. short for?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?