Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Which animals make the best football players?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What's E.T. short for?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?