What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why was the mime upset?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Which parent knows if you are running late?