Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

We had a discussion about roses.