What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Your plaice or mine?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
How do automobiles fly?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which is the worst season?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
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