What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Your plaice or mine?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
The museum curator needed a break.
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
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