What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why did the frog starve?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What birds make average students?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?