What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?