What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why did the student always get straight A's?