What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?