What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
A hair ball.
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!