What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?