Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What style of music weighs the most?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?