Why is winter considered holy?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why do mice need oiling?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How does cardboard get its workout in?