What day never takes itself seriously?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?