Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What's the politest month?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?