What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?