What is a king's favorite weather?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why are turtles so shy?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?