Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Elementree school.
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
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