Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What does a panda ghost say?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Which fly makes films?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?