What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?