What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
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What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Do dads always snore?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's a forklift?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
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