What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's the slowest 5k?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
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