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A fire-cracker.
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What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
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What's a cat's favorite song?
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How do automobiles fly?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Where do termites go camping?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
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