What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How is cat food sold?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Are baby skunks cute?
How do fleas travel?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
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