What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What do you call octopus twins?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

How does a cow do math?

Why is summer always sad?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?