Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why do all the planets get along?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
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