Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
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What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
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