Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
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