Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
A book just fell on my head.
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