What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A new moo-ther.
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do fish do at parades?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
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