Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Which computer won the talent show?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What shape is bad at driving?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?