Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What birds always travel in twos?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What's black and white and red all over?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?