Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Which computer won the talent show?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?