← Back to Puns
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Puns

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Because they're scared of stakeouts!

More Puns Jokes

Trending Jokes

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Sports

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Family

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

You Might Also Like

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Animals

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Animals

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Discover More Jokes

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Professional

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Want More Laughs?

Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!