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What do birds serve on Halloween?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?