Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Families are like fudge.

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do elves learn in school?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?