What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Which musician loves to make chili?
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