What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What type of car do planets buy?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?