Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Which computer won the talent show?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?