What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What makes music in your hair?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did one firefly say to the other?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
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