What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
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