What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Which fly makes films?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the foal cough?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
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