What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was the math book sad?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
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What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
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