What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
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