What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?