What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
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