What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?