What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the computer run out of money?