How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why is winter considered holy?
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