Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
Where does water do all its banking?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How do you arrest a pig?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's the laziest vegetable?
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