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What shape has a knighthood?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What school subject really rocks?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?